President Donald Trump used his down time on Air Force One to insult “obnoxious JERK” Bruce Springsteen and declare Taylor Swift “no longer HOT” in social media blasts against the music giants.

Investigation revealed that the man had formatted his mobile phone a day before going missing, which raised suspicion.

The United States lost its last triple-A credit rating from a major agency as Moody’s announced a downgrade, citing rising levels of government debt and dealing a blow to Donald Trump’s narrative of economic strength and prosperity.